Perhaps I have an idea. I am not sure yet, but of course I can’t let that on to the girls, as then hell will never end. Alice is anyways skeptical, but at least the stormy weather in my flat has ceased for time being and there is an air of curiosity, not enthusiastic curiosity, but at least neutral curiosity that has not decided yet which way things will go. That works for me, at least to win time. I don’t want to get Alice involved right now anyways yet, as she is too smart to figure out potential problems and then the yelling and pot smashing will continue, I know that as a fact.

Thank God Agnes was willing to come over. When the girls have back up they are anyways more smooth to handle, as they can just laugh it all off together in a team, feeling empowered and superior. I let them think that, no need to test who is who right now. Don’t need them all together screaming at me and calling me a traitor, that’s for sure.

So I got us two sofas. I was lucky and got a deal. In times of trouble one needs connections. Marie is my connection. The girls don’t need to know she is in with me, and Marie doesn’t need to know what is my very urgent motivation to come up with changes in life as I know it and as life knows me around here. Good old Jean-Pierre has it all under control, and when not at least make it look like he does.

So here are my two sofas, and I put great hopes on them. A green one:

Josiane Keller “green sofa 1” (2015)

and a beige one:

Josiane Keller “beige sofa 1” (2015)

And here some snaps with Agnes, on which you can’t see a very skeptical Alice, who is standing next to me, whilst I’m taking the pictures, making faces to it all, but hang in there, girl, you have not seen my full idea yet. Just wait and see, and by God don’t start throwing kitchen stuff again for time being, will you?

Josiane Keller “Agnes on the sofa 1” (2015)

Josiane Keller “Agnes on the sofa 2” (2015)

So wish me luck, guys. (I damn need it!)